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Britney's got a new song but I'm not a fan of it.



I just don't understand why the good stuff like Toy Soldier and Kill the Lights don't get released but this does. Wonder what Peter, Paul and Mary would have to say about this...

Super busy week

This week's been crazy. I seriously need a break. And by that I mean alcohol, a hell lot of base, and a bloody good DJ. Maybe I need a holiday. KL anyone?

What's with the 'Von Trapps'?

For the past few days, I've been noticing a lot of 'Von Trapp' families around, especially in the heartlands. In case you don't know who the Von Trapps are, stop living under a rock and go watch The Sound of Music! And no, I did not see families riding bicycles through parks singing "doe a deer, a female deer" but I saw LOTS of families dressed in what I believe used to be their curtains.

Do you remember the scene in the musical where Maria suddenly gets inspired to make the Von Trapp children new clothes out of the curtains in her room, and the next day all of them were dressed in clothes of the same colour? I'm starting to believe that a lot of families in our little island did the same but why the sudden fad?

Hopefully some of you might have noticed the Von Trapp families lately and if you happen to know the reason behind this... phenomenon, please enlighten me.

Moving on to more important news, I'll let the video speak for itself. Just forward the clip to 2:55 and watch it from there. I know the quality sucks and the volume's pretty screwed but it's the only one I could find.

Taking Back My Love

Which do you prefer? Personally, I prefer the one with Sarah Connor but I love this song anyway.

Ris Low BOOMS! me away

And I thought Barbarella was the ultimate... I'm just glad that they've finally decided to give up on trying to win. Why send the good ones when the worst is so much more entertaining? Her Engrish is BOOMS! me away!

My "horns" Are Growing

Recently, some people have been mentioning that I'm becoming more evil by the day, that my "horns" are starting to show. I'd just like to clarify that I'm not growing any more evil than I am; I'm just using the same methods that I used years ago to deal with people now.

Basically, what's happening right now is that some people have been pushing the wrong buttons for a little too long to the point that I think is essential that I bring out the inner bitch in me that I've surpressed for years.

Don't you juse miss those days when I openly told people that they had shit for brains, when I declared war on those who stepped on my foot, and gave people names like Fat Whore? Good news is that the era is coming back!

Watch out, world of stupid/ugly/fat/inconsiderate morons and a particular village bicycle! I'm setting my inner bitch free!

IQ 18?

Sometimes people are retarded both on the inside and outside... if you know what I mean...



I believe the total score of his game is also his IQ at its peak. Now, don't you just admire me for what I have to put up with on a daily basis? And please take note of the name. Please don't name your children after stupid people.