I'm growing brainless

I met up with Isa and Di last night for just a drink. I had just a pint of Hoegaarden or something like that but in those few hours we spent together, Isa made it very clear to me that I was starting to sound like an autistic child. I guess if you've gone through what I have so far, you find having a brain quite a disadvantage.

He also added that I seemed stressed and I wasn't myself anymore, like I wasn't the retarded happy kid who loved to sniff the smell of stale tabacco on him from behind or the same kid that would jump up and down for no reason at all.

I guess that night brought me to realise that I'm slowly growing brainless and it kindda scares me. If that's what I've become, that's how much I've change just over a month, imagine what I'd be like after 3 months. Am I going to become a loser like Loser Parasite? I better start praying and ask for God to save me from that horrible fate.

But over the last 2 days, I've learnt that you can be brainless, speak horrible English and still have the whole world like you. See for yourself.