Pray I Get Fired

Everyday I wake up and pray that I'll get fired when I go to work. Or retrench me or whatever, just give me a reason to stay at home and sleep in and do stuff like play games on my Xbox360, pack my room or continue the projects that I keep thinking I'll never complete in this lifetime.

I don't think housework has ever felt this therapeutic before. After packing up just half the mess in my room last week, I think I'd much rather stay home and do housework than work a day in my life.

Please pray that I'll get fired. I really want it to happen.