What end of the world?

I had a dream this morning that seemed like it was the end of the world but when everything stopped, I was still alive. I guess it's probably a sign that there's no such thing huh?

And FYI, I think that the whole Mayan prediction about the end of the world is total effing bull. For all you morons who actually believe in it, get a life!

Grow a pair

"You should grow a pair"
"No! Wait... yeah maybe I should..."

Payday's coming...

The only thing I'm looking forward to in the coming week is payday. My life has been reduced to such meaningless waiting for time to pass and money to come. How wonderful...