Saturday, September 20, 2008

I got deflowered

I met up with my "entourage" at Bimbo Shitty this afternoon for lunch and Emma taught us how to play bridge when we were done. We were kindda hogging the table at the restaurant but we still had your fries to go and there were other empty tables as well so I didn’t see a need to feel guilty.

So bridge turns out to be the game that I absolutely love because it’s all about manipulation and it can also be kindda suspenseful but don’t ever think that there’s such a thing as a clear winner. Absolutely addictive but way too much to type here to teach you guys.

Headed home a little later than I planned – time really flies when you’re playing bridge – and I changed and headed out immediately to get deflowered – soccer wise.

I was a defender for my team, which was a good decision I guess. I can’t aim for nuts and my kicks have no power so I guess defender’s perfect for me. Just got to get the ball away from the opponents and pass it on to a teammate; sounds easy enough.

I just got this feeling that this isn’t going to be my last time playing. My initial plan was to go there and be a referee or a cheerleader but the plan failed and Plan B wasn’t too bad so I guess why not?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A pink letter

letter

I received a letter from my poly today. It was a pink letter and from what I've heard, it usually means that you failed a course. But the thing is that I've already checked my results and I passed everything. Don't tell me they made a mistake... I knew it wasn't a happy birthday letter either; Temasek Polytechnic don't give a shit about its students' birthdays, it's true.

So I opened it anyway - good news or bad news it had to be opened - and it said "Congratulations on the successful completion of your course of study!"

I'm gonna be graduating in May next year and I can't wait for that! I got a feeling I'll be graduating with Eddy. Whoopee!

And this is specially for Emma cause we all know he's such a great fan of SAMMI CHENG!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Eyebrown, medicure, fleckle

I was just clearing some stuff from my desk when I happened to see a flyer in the heap of junk. I wondered for a while why I'd keep such a thing when I'd normally throw it away on the spot until I read what was on the flyer. Just take note of the stuff in the read boxes.

stupid001

Just a couple of things I wanted to highlight: eyebrow, not eyebrown; manicure, not medicure; freckle, not fleckle. The rest of the highlighted stuff are just mistakes that ching chongs make but what's up with the Red Cross flag?

Anyway, I want to keep this post short but I want to say thanks to everybody for their birthday wishes. It means a lot that people actually remembered and bothered to wish me. I did nothing for today but the fact that people remembered this date just made my day. By the way, did you hear the birthday siren at 12:05 today? Yeah, it was meant for me.