Life should be like wet shit

I got this feeling that I won't be able to hold my life together anymore. I think I'm going down the white trash road. I'm currently on sleeping pills because I keep waking up at the oddest hours and then I won't be able to go back to sleep. I really need to find a way to keep things together man...

For the record, I'm no vigilante at night like Batman nor am I a vigilante even later at night like Stripperella. Seriously, I have no idea how these people are able to have 2 lives even if they're fictional.

If I keep this up, my life is gonna crumble like dried shit and I don't want that to happen. I need to find a way to keep the crap moist! At least I don't have any plans to drill my brains out this time.... or at least not yet.

Really, I'm not spending

I caught Taken today. It's my first movie since... a really long time ago. I think the last movie was Quantum of Solace. Real piece of shit that movie was but Taken was the total opposite. I won't say what it's about because you really should watch it for yourself. The other reason is because I'm lazy to type the whole thing out but, trust me, you won't be disappointed.

And I'm starting to refrain from spending now. I know it sounds crazy, coming from me, but it's true. I just somehow think that it's a better idea to buy stuff only when the time is right, meaning during the Great Singapore Sale - which is coming really soon - although the GSS in the recent years seemed pretty pathetic. But then again, if you are just like me with too many things to buy and too small a bank account, maybe pathetic discounts should be taken advantage of instead of criticised.

Currently I'm just aiming to get a colour laser printer and a pair of bluetooth headphones from Sony. Those 2 items are probably going to set me back about $800 which is why it's probably best to take advantage of any discounts that might come in the near future.

But despite all the abstinence, I WILL still be going for my pedicures and I need one real soon.