Happy Birthday Timmy!

Today eXcess celebrated Timmy’s 16th birthday. I think the whole world had troubles getting him presents so he received a couple of nonsensical stuff (courtesy of Jo) like a balance tree and some other balancing toy that looks kindda obscene/sadistic. I was shopping for his gifts with her so when I saw what she picked I thought “hey! I want those for myself!” so I also grabbed it.

So when Timmy arrived at Breeks (btw, getting a table for 12 is a pain in the ass!), I gave him the balance tree, but he didn’t seem too stoked about it so I gave him his real presents after that; I’m glad he likes it. But then Jo gave him her balance tree and he seemed a little confused about it.

So after dinner, he opened up his toys and started playing with them. First was the obscene/sadistic one that he completed real quickly. Of course, me being me, I was still eating and I warned them that I could take a few days to finish. But later on, the balance tree came out and I ditched my almost finished food and joined the rest.

Caught WallE after that and it’s quite an interesting movie but we got horrible seats so I can’t really say I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Oh yes! I caught 4bia with Benjamin Seng on Wednesday. That’s one freaking good movie man! It scared the shit out of me and bloody full of suspense that I kept my eyes open tiny enough to read the subtitles and at some parts I just felt like running out of the cinema. If Emmanuel was there he’d probably wet his pants 15 times. No kidding!

Bob and bangs?

Bob and bangs... sounds quite dirty huh? But I recently dreamt that I had a haircut and I ended up with bangs and a bob. It was quite bad that even I was laughing at it in my dream. I told emma about it and he said that he could actually imagine me with such a hairstyle. He probably wasn't thinking of what I had in my dream.

So just to make everything clear, and easy for the not-as-quick-witted-as-me to understand what I had, I got what Gloria has in Devil May Cry 4 but shorter. You can watch the video below if you don't know who Gloria is.


In case you still didn't get it, she's the girl. And don't ask me if she's wearing anything in between her legs because I have no idea.

Diva's birthday celebration

Today was the day we celebrated Diva's birthday. So this post will be all about Diva because he threw the stars into the sky, the sun shines for him, the moon revolves around him and saying stupid phrases is his forte. I'd have to say that the classic phrase would be "like Jesus said, keep your friends close and enemies closer" Hmmm...right...

We got him a present, a present which I was supposed to buy but my card got declined. Terribly embarrassing but again, this post isn't about me. It was a bag that he thought of getting when he was out with me on Tuesday, a tote according to him. I'm not a fan of totes, in fact I hate them and I don't see what's so fashionably great about carrying a bag around like a dumbell that does nothing but make you look ultra gay when you get tired of dangling it from your hands and decide to shift it over to your shoulder. I'm guessing he likes the present anyway mainly because it's from his wonderful friends.

That aside, I'd like to say that Diva's been great fun through the years. Truth be told, we're mostly laughing thanks to him. I can vividly recall the day when his sari got stuck in the wheel of a wheelchair and he panicked for the wheelchair. Or the time when he had a bad dye job and ended up looking like he had tiger fur for hair. Ok, I should stop this.

Btw, we all found out something about Diva today: he's a lefty. I personally didn't find it funny at all but Emma and Roy seemed pretty tickled by that.