Saturday, January 24, 2009

I'm back

So basically what happened is that I went on a horrible holiday to a place where there's no such thing as internet and there're no phones, nothing for me to contact the outside world. During my extremely wonderful holiday, I didn't have time to brush my teeth, I couldn't bathe, couldn't wash my face, refused to shit (but I definitely pissed but kept it to a minimum) for 5 days.

What's really interesting about my holiday was that I became a really smelly, really dirty person but I think I kindda got used to it. When I got home, my feet had a 'stench radius' of about 3 meters, my clothes smelled so bad and were so dirty my mummy washed them 3 times, and the best part was that I smelled so bad for so long that I got used to it and I couldn't tell how bad my feet or my clothes smelled.

But the good thing about my holiday was that it really made me learn to appreciate the really basic stuff like having lights on at night, music that's easily available, loved ones and many other stuff.

Anyway, I'm really happy to be back and pigging out like nobody's business. Right now I eat even when I'm full and I ALWAYS have dessert after every meal. I'm looking forward to enjopying my next few days of public holiday and hopefully meet up with friends who remind me that I'm getting skinnier and more autistic by the week.