What end of the world?

I had a dream this morning that seemed like it was the end of the world but when everything stopped, I was still alive. I guess it's probably a sign that there's no such thing huh?

And FYI, I think that the whole Mayan prediction about the end of the world is total effing bull. For all you morons who actually believe in it, get a life!

Grow a pair

"You should grow a pair"
"No! Wait... yeah maybe I should..."

Payday's coming...

The only thing I'm looking forward to in the coming week is payday. My life has been reduced to such meaningless waiting for time to pass and money to come. How wonderful...

Sometimes I don't breathe

Sometimes I don't breathe when I sleep. The only time I breathe is when I wake up before I actually suffocate so that I can catch my breath and go back to sleep again. It's really scary, yes, but what's scarier is that I don't know if I'll always wake up in time to breathe. Maybe I'll get to sleep pass next Christmas.

Sleep

I want to sleep and wake up next Christmas. That's all I want to do for now. I'm so tired of this.

Pray I Get Fired

Everyday I wake up and pray that I'll get fired when I go to work. Or retrench me or whatever, just give me a reason to stay at home and sleep in and do stuff like play games on my Xbox360, pack my room or continue the projects that I keep thinking I'll never complete in this lifetime.

I don't think housework has ever felt this therapeutic before. After packing up just half the mess in my room last week, I think I'd much rather stay home and do housework than work a day in my life.

Please pray that I'll get fired. I really want it to happen.

Paparazzi

I like this music video.