Monday, October 06, 2008

What's your name?

Timmy sent me this picture yesterday. I couldn't stop laughing at his name but then again, I think it's quite a pretty cool name. He's probably like the only person in the world who can really mean "I am Batman".

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Some of you might not know or you're just too stupid to realise that I hate my Chinese name and I'm always telling myself that a name like "Chap Choi Tong" than whatever I've been named. Some people might feel the same as I do, I don't know, but whatever it is, be happy your name's not Wankoff.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Dirty Sexy Money!

I just want to say that I’m so glad Dirty Sexy Money is back after such a long wait. Season 1 ended pretty abruptly – I’m guessing it’s because of the writers’ strike – but season 2 continues the story pretty well and I have to say that the first episode was AWESOME to say the least, especially the twist at the end.

If you’ve got no idea what Dirty Sexy Money is about, just go watch the show because it’s worth your time. Who needs trash like Heroes or Ugly Betty when you’ve got such a great show like that? What I love most about it is that it’s so scandalous and how they’re always trying to cover up things and all the politics involved. Yes, family politics is always fun... until you become victim to it.

But I think what really attracts me would be the fact that it reminds me a lot of a personal project that I never got to complete but this is far better than that.

Oh and, Haney, I started watching Gossip Girl. My opinion: it’s an ok show, ok enough to keep you watching but nothing really makes me to OMG, you know. And also, I don’t understand why every girl (not on the show) is going crazy over Chace Crawford. I think he just looks ok, nothing amazing.

xo xo <-- I just had to do that!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Sloth monster!

For the last couple of days I’ve been really pigging out, doing nothing much. Aside from yesterday, I’ve been taking something like 14 hour sleeps everyday; yesterday I had only 3 hours of sleep due to some family drama.

So I’m just really glad that last week’s over because I was so busy with helping a couple of friends with their projects. I had to help Diva with the writing of his report and I also had to help another friend with her filming and I must say that filming’s really tedious. You have to decide the camera angle, settle the lighting, position your actors, adjust the mic and then when you’re filming, actors have to deliver their lines, portray the right emotions, there mustn’t be any unnecessary noises, the mic must not appear on film, etc.

I just think that after last week, I deserve every minute of sleep I’m giving myself though I always wake up with a tint of guilt that I could have awoken in the morning and went for a run since I’m absolutely free and I’m sure it’d do my ass some good as well but then again, I don’t think I’d get much done by myself.

Anyway, Britney’s latest single ‘Womanizer’ is below. I got a good feeling it’s not out yet and I’ve no idea how it leaked out. But I think I much prefer ‘Mannequin’ to this but it’s slowly growing on to me.



And most importantly,HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

You make me want to kill myself

Despite the fact that I'm having my vacation now, I've been pretty damn busy the past week all thanks to Diva. He has given me the not so honourable task of editing his reports and trust me, you wouldn’t want to be in my shoes.

Anyone might think that editing a report is a simple task but wait until you read Diva’s writings. I don’t want to be mean but it makes you wonder what happened to his 11 years of being educated in English. The last time I edited his report, I nearly killed myself because it was so bad; random paragraphing, incomplete sentences, sentences that don’t make sense at all, punctuation problems, grammar problems, vocab problems, etc.

Despite all the agony I go through editing his works, I’m not going to give up but that’s because I can’t. I’m not the kind of person who goes back on his word so I’m in this until the end. However, if I do kill myself in the near future, you know who to blame.

And Diva, I just want to say GO READ SOME FUCKING GOOD BOOKS!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

I got deflowered

I met up with my "entourage" at Bimbo Shitty this afternoon for lunch and Emma taught us how to play bridge when we were done. We were kindda hogging the table at the restaurant but we still had your fries to go and there were other empty tables as well so I didn’t see a need to feel guilty.

So bridge turns out to be the game that I absolutely love because it’s all about manipulation and it can also be kindda suspenseful but don’t ever think that there’s such a thing as a clear winner. Absolutely addictive but way too much to type here to teach you guys.

Headed home a little later than I planned – time really flies when you’re playing bridge – and I changed and headed out immediately to get deflowered – soccer wise.

I was a defender for my team, which was a good decision I guess. I can’t aim for nuts and my kicks have no power so I guess defender’s perfect for me. Just got to get the ball away from the opponents and pass it on to a teammate; sounds easy enough.

I just got this feeling that this isn’t going to be my last time playing. My initial plan was to go there and be a referee or a cheerleader but the plan failed and Plan B wasn’t too bad so I guess why not?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A pink letter

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I received a letter from my poly today. It was a pink letter and from what I've heard, it usually means that you failed a course. But the thing is that I've already checked my results and I passed everything. Don't tell me they made a mistake... I knew it wasn't a happy birthday letter either; Temasek Polytechnic don't give a shit about its students' birthdays, it's true.

So I opened it anyway - good news or bad news it had to be opened - and it said "Congratulations on the successful completion of your course of study!"

I'm gonna be graduating in May next year and I can't wait for that! I got a feeling I'll be graduating with Eddy. Whoopee!

And this is specially for Emma cause we all know he's such a great fan of SAMMI CHENG!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Eyebrown, medicure, fleckle

I was just clearing some stuff from my desk when I happened to see a flyer in the heap of junk. I wondered for a while why I'd keep such a thing when I'd normally throw it away on the spot until I read what was on the flyer. Just take note of the stuff in the read boxes.

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Just a couple of things I wanted to highlight: eyebrow, not eyebrown; manicure, not medicure; freckle, not fleckle. The rest of the highlighted stuff are just mistakes that ching chongs make but what's up with the Red Cross flag?

Anyway, I want to keep this post short but I want to say thanks to everybody for their birthday wishes. It means a lot that people actually remembered and bothered to wish me. I did nothing for today but the fact that people remembered this date just made my day. By the way, did you hear the birthday siren at 12:05 today? Yeah, it was meant for me.